Who do I report potholes to?

Wasting your own time is our own prerogative. To do so, you may report potholes to:

  1. The Highways Department, who will refer you to:-
  2. The Road Surface Security and Protection agency, who will analyse and forward your complaint on to:-
  3. The Tarmac Association of Lisburn, who will speedily escalate your moan to:-
  4. The current Archbishop of Wessex, who will not receive it and an automatic forward will pass this on to:-
  5. A shared inbox titled "General Enquiries (ignore)"

Please allow at least 6 months before appealing if your report does not get answered